Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
What do you want people to remember about Breaking Bad?
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls.
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
Well they had an extra hour so
Three times Holy water had no effect on Dean and the one time it really did
did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god